Meet Macaroni!
The Ultimate Solo Cat Superstar
Macaroni—known to his friends as Mac (or Michael Rhoney if he’s being dramatic)—isn’t just a cat. He’s a whole vibe. At around 3 years old, this big-brained, bold tabby is a hilarious, high-energy companion with serious main-character energy. With his expressive eyes, confident strut, and nonstop commentary, Mac has the kind of presence that fills a room—and your heart.
He’s smart, social, and full of personality, but make no mistake: Mac knows what he wants. He thrives as a solo act—no other pets, please—because this tabby king demands the spotlight. Whether he's chasing toys, narrating your day, or sunbathing like royalty, Mac prefers all your love (and all the window space) to himself.
Rescued from a garage as a kitten, adopted, and later returned through no fault of his own, Mac has been through a lot. Now he’s ready for his real forever home—a place where he can feel safe, adored, and free to be exactly who he is.
Here’s what makes Macaroni unforgettable:
🧶 Play Is His Passion – Feather wands? Laser pointers? That weird toy you bought on a whim? Mac’s ready for battle. He plays hard and expects you to keep up.
🎙️ Full of Opinions – Mac will talk your ear off. From meows to chirps to judgmental glares, he’s got thoughts—and he’s not shy about sharing them.
🪟 Professional Birdwatcher – Crack a window and he’s in heaven. Bird TV is his favorite channel, and he’s not above narrating it for you.
👣 Velcro Vibes – Once Mac chooses you, it’s a forever kind of thing. He’ll follow you, nap near you, and might even snuggle under the covers—but no belly rubs. He’s got boundaries.
🍽️ Affectionate Diner – Mealtimes are Mac’s love language. He likes knowing you’re nearby and appreciates a little encouragement while he eats (compliments work wonders).
🎭 A Big Personality – Macaroni is confident, quirky, and deeply loyal. He needs a home that appreciates a cat with a sense of humor and a love for routine.
